Crap

I feel like crap.  I am sick of feeling like crap.  I am SO sick of feeling like crap that I am going to go and have needles stuck in me followed by taking unknown quantities of unknown herbs.  And I don't even care if this practitioner of alternative healing dances around me ringing bells and waving feathers....as long as the end result is that I STOP FEELING LIKE CRAP!!!!